auntie pixelante donation drive

amon26

i’m finishing up a new flash game for all of you! until it’s done, though, i don’t have any money coming in. to help keep food in my kitchen, i am offering an incentive to those of you who don’t like to donate without getting something for it.

what you get:

donate at least five (us) dollars and send me your picture! i will create a pixel portrait of you. i can provide you with a 100×100 version or whatever is “avatar-sized” in your part of the world.

donate at least twenty dollars and i’ll animate your portrait / avatar.

donate at least forty and i’ll make a klik and play game starring you in the situation of your choice. klik and play games only run in windows, sorry!


you can click that little button to donate through paypal.email your photo (to collectfruit at gmail dot com) from the same email address as your paypal account so i know you’re not just trying to rip off a klik and play game from me. turnaround time depends on how many i have to do and i can’t make any promises about how quickly i’ll get your portrait to you. the aforementioned flash game (of which i will start posting screens soon!) is also a continuous demand on my time.

this offer stands for the next month! get them while i’m willing!

21 thoughts on “auntie pixelante donation drive”

  1. Managed to donate a huuge FUCK YOU to paypal just there. Will see what I can do about getting you some cash when it’s not being so fucking stupid.

    In the interim, three links:

    http://johnhamilton.us/2/jamesjoyceletters.htm

    http://books.google.com/books?id=QuU_26zxjBUC&lpg=PA99&ots=Fm1U0s0ktv&dq=percy%20grainger%20sexparts%20whip&pg=PA98#v=onepage&q=&f=false

    A rape joke (erm have to wait ’til the end for the punchline):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThrYCy9Zzo

    not a rape joke, but an (in my opinion) more successful work by the same artist:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxq6IgkYA50

  2. Coolio…
    I’ll definitely be donating $5 in the next few weeks…

    I would have donated with no incentive but this is even better :D

  3. i’d donate but i lack the means and i don’t think my parents would approve of giving money to random internet people.

    but i might make a klik and play game about you or something, which is almost as good as money, right? although there are quite a bit of those already aren’t there.

    hmm.

  4. If GGN and Elijah aren’t down for the picture I could always go for one. Eh, eh?

    I can’t wait to see what your next game’s going to turn out to be. Any details that could trickle down our way?

  5. increpare you’re so good to me

    i’ve gotten a bunch of donations and i’m a little intimidated by all the portraits i have to do. but i’ll try to get a batch done soon.

  6. Sent 10 your way. Can I redeem my portrait sometime in the future (like when I have a website set up where I can show it off), otherwise no need. Just play my game.

  7. Yay it worked. No portraits, please : P

    I had another rape joke from a(gang rape, this time), but it turned out to be too long to transcribe and not on the internet. So you’ll just have to imagine one. If I have time and it’s not so cold that I can’t really type in my flat, I’ll share it with you some time.

  8. THATS NOT AMON26 ITS ROBERT FUCKING SMITH

    R FOR REALLY IT IS ROBERT FUCKING SMITH
    O FOR OMG HOLY SHIT ITS REALLY ROBERT FUCKING SMITH
    B FOR BETTER GRAB MY CAMERA BECUASE OMG ITS REALLY ROBERT FUCKING SMITH
    E FOR EVERYBODY GET A PICTURE WITH ME AND ROBERT FUCKING SMITH
    R FOR ROBERT FUCKING SMITH
    T FOR THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE I TOOK A PICTURE WITH ROBERT FUCKING SMITH OMG FUCK FUCK OH GOODDD

    increpare i commented on your website too i did it a few times did you see did you see you always ignore me increpare I HATE YOU

  9. Daphny, I can assure you that I am not ignoring you in the least. To prove it, here’s another rape joke (from Episode 2 of Saturday Night Fry ):

    Ms Fanshaw: […] Then I joined the household of the late Sir Robert Carver only to have to leave after one of his sons tried to force his attentions upon me.

    Sir William: Did he succeed?

    Ms Fanshaw: No, sir, only the eldest son can succeed: that is the law.

  10. if you want to mail food directly to me, i suppose i can give you my address.

    portraits have been on hold until my new computer arrives. which ought hopefully to be this weekend.

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