contemporary videogames are filled with hulking, wide-shouldered, thick-limbed, mansteak protagonists, men whose bodies ripple with beef. how does one of these fat hams, these enormous man-warriors, live his daily life? how does he, for example, fit in a grocery store?
it was this question that inspired my klik of the month game this month: space marine grocery shopping. help this hulking brute retrieve a carton of eggs and take it to the checkout counter without smashing too many groceries with your enormous bulk. this game features what i think are called “tank controls,” which means it’s like trying to navigate a grocery store with a tank.